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This is another tragic 'based on true events' incidents except it wasn't curtains that Gaby hacked up but the flyscreen on our back door. The winning punchline was submitted by Moonmuffin. There were 8 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #379 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-07-09.

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Glorendil
Action... and cut!
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Mandy
Selective seeing. When he yells at me, I'll say "What paper?"
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groujo
Did you have a shred of doubt?
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Glorendil
I'm the director, and these are the director's cuts...
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Lindel
The tattered look is definitely 'in' this season
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Lindel
As long as they don't expect me to sew as well
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Lindel
I'll just blame 'nimble claws' the cat
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risk
This'll go lovely with the red hands on the wall.
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dr lee
they'll never learn
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Alissa
Daddy should learn to be more specific...
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