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Down side of walking

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Gaby plays the part of mentor to novice walker Baby Ethan, extolling the virtues of walking (you can do 3 times the damage before your parents discover what you're up to). However, can walking have a downside? The winning punchline was submitted by glorendil. There were 8 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #381 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-05-14.

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Vay-Lann Marxx
You can trip over the mess.
Rating: 4.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 14 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Longstreet
Suddenly everybody want's to know where your going.
Rating: 4.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 11 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Putting your foot in your mouth is now considered uncool.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 14 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
P-feif
Naaah... Whineing and crying still gets dad to carry me.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
People complain if you don't wear shoes.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lesley Jarrett
Three times the amount of grounding!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Unfortunately, dad tripled his cartoons about me since then...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
I ran out of stuff to make a mess with.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The Red 9
Yes, your parents nag and lecture quota triples.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
P-feif
Yeah, mom makes me clean up the mess after I make it!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 7 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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