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Gaby is willing to help baby Ethan in his quest to walk, but help from a toddler comes at a price... The winning punchline was submitted by cearuleus. There were 6 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #372 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-05-21.

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Top 10 punchlines

ChocJones
Hmm, she's sitting, yet she's walking all over me... pure genius!
Rating: 4.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 14 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
TEFII
Forget walking. I'm gonna learn kung-fu.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 21 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
cvirtue
I said "help me to walk" not "take me for a ride."
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 15 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
xchopke
Maybe I can't walk, but I can kick your butt !!! if you were closer and pointing it to my direction...
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 14 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mike Wille
Once I can walk, you'd better run!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 15 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dernhelm
This doesn't seem right.
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 16 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Ok, now give them back before I walk there and... DOH!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 16 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Don't I get a discount for being family?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 21 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
I must outsmart her....
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 21 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
I wish I had teeth so I could chew your foot off...
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 20 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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