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One of the downsides of reaching two years is it's the height where your head collides with every table and bench in the house. Combine that with a lack of looking where you're walking and you have a recipe for much mishap. The winning punchline was submitted by P-feif. There were 6 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #380 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-07-16.

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Top 10 punchlines

johnnyb
Dad, Gaby's attacking the furniture!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 9 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
She should've known not to mess with the king of the world...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 9 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
And now, for the rest of my toys...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 9 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
Karma? Nope. I call it Sweet Revenge . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 9 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
That's gotta hurt . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 9 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
That's a shame . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 9 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rabbit
and the short will inherit the teddy.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 9 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
Her height went to her head.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 9 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Andrew
The bigger they are, the harder the table hits them in the back of the head.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 9 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Andrew
If I could only command the chairs as well...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 9 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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