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It's funny how a toy is never so wanted (particularly the ones never played with) as when some other kid is playing with it. The winning punchline was submitted by Steve Jung. There were 16 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #390 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-09-24.

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Top 10 punchlines

Dmitri
Oh no! That's where I hide my allowance!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 24 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Helden
And it's not meant to be played with!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 17 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ChocJones
I taught you to walk, let's move on to crying.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 17 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
Never just ended!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 17 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
nice master
Can't you let a teddy enjoy his retirement?!?!?!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 17 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tim M
My Pressssssssious
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 19 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
C Gould
Drop it and no one gets hurt!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
JollyRojerDA Hobbit
That's not a toy! That's a patient in the ER waiting room waiting to have a brain disection!!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
K the H
Mutinous first bear...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
Hey, I just put it on EBAY!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 21 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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