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Toddlers live a life of being smaller, younger and shorter than everyone around them. How do they react in those rare instances where they meet someone smaller than them? The winning punchline was submitted by Tyrrogan. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #321 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-05-23.

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moopriestess
Maybe in a few years, it will evolve into something sentient
Rating: 4.17 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 18 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
I wonder if his hands come off like my dolls' do...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 18 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Hmm... If I stand on his head I think I can finally reach the cookies jar on the forth shelf!
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 18 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ChocJones
Face too clean... Must resist... getting... lipstick...
Rating: 3.75 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 19 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
"Ethan did it, Ethan did it," -- yeah, has a nice ring to it . . .
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 19 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tyrrogan
Is that all it does?
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 19 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tyrrogan
Is it some kind of balloon animal?
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 19 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
logan3333
Hello Ethan, goodbye undevided attention!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 20 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
logan3333
I wonder if it will fit in my toybox!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 20 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mammakins
Vacant, vapid look - a perfect minion.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 19 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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