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Tired excuse

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Gaby likes to fling the 'I'm tired' excuse to try and get out of anything. Of course, there's one thing it's not so effective on! The winning punchline was submitted by The Great Wizzard. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #355 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-01-23.

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Bobster
I wonder how long he's been saving that one...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Latin From Manhattan
Rats! Now I'm too tired to sleep!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dutchrheeren
Me and my big mouth...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
duncanjn
More like time in bed.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kane Slasher
Time for another excuse.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
I'm too awake for bed!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
C1ofUnknown
I need a new excuse.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
lizzyc
Irony, gotta love it
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
poppet
Well THAT was a big dissapointment!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
Ah, NOW the caffeine kicks in!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 18 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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