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A child's early years are spent running around with as little clothes as possible. Fortunately they grow out of this (till they reach the teenage years where it starts all over again). The winning punchline was submitted by Dmitri. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #364 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-03-26.

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This from Mrs. Tight-thigh.
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Two can play that game!
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She'd feel better if she ran around naked!
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I fail to see how this improves matters.
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she didn't say where
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Gaby wins again
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someday she'll learn
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There's no pleasing her!
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