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Gaby finally reaches the sharp end of the doctor's visit... The winning punchline was submitted by mammakins. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #332 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-08-04.

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Windrider
Why is he pointing it at my head!?!
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Gigatron
I'm a baby, Not a pincushion.
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Dr. Gonzo
Fear, old pal, you're late.
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Gigatron
When I'm older you're going to regret it.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 7 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Gigatron
Baby.com was right, The Doctor does look like Death with his scyth.
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Mark
Where are my parents when I really need them!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 7 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
My dream! It's coming true!!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 7 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
peter517
Help me daddy,your my only hope!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 7 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Vicki
Luckily I have a short memory and I'm easily bought.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 7 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Windrider
he's going to poke me with a sharp metal object and I don't even have a shirt on!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 7 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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