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Taking Gaby to the movies last weekend, one thing that puzzled me was the popcorn sizes, the smallest being 'Maxi'. I always thought 'Maximum' meant 'couldn't get any bigger' but I'm just an old dad now. You may ask what does that have to do with today's cartoon? Nothing really, I just wanted to get that off my chest :-) The winning punchline was submitted by Symo. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #337 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-09-05.

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Joseph
Everybodys a critic
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 11 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Alkarzar
Wait...this has something in it
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 11 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mosaic
Oops, now I have to eat it before I can move!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 11 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sweet_Venom
Cool, a new dolly house!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 10 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lully
Bigggggggggggggger, don't you speak english?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 10 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
justonien
Just think... 25 cents more and I could've Super Sized it!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 10 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
justonien
Its not even full!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 10 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
P Swayne
Ah... enough to cover the floor of the entire row!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 9 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
Did this come with its own ticket?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 9 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
No terminator can find me behind this!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 9 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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