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Vegetables for dinner

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Parenthood often seems like an eternal struggle to get healthy food into unwilling children... The winning punchline was submitted by Ilta. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #366 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-04-08.

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Mammakins
No - yesterday I said "Phew-Yukky!!"
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mammakins
Wait 'till I learn some new words!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Symo
It's like I'm talking to a brick wall
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Symo
Try some variety and maybe I will too
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Symo
Everyone's a critic
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mammakins
That's cuz I'd get punished for saying what I really want to say.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Vegetables are my mortal enemy.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
At least I'm persistent.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
So much for using logic!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 7 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ChocJones
Exactly!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 6 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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