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As soon as dinner is served (or even mentioned) in our house, Gaby transforms from a frolicing, care-free toddler to an Oliver-Twist-like, agonised victim of enforced poisoning (hmm, except Oliver Twist wanted more food). The winning punchline was submitted by mammakins. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #367 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-04-15.

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Top 10 punchlines

Dmitri
Done!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 14 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
P-feif
Can I get that in writeing?
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 14 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mammakins
Gone? I can do gone.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Thu 8 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
samantha252
Gaby 1 - Mummy 0
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 14 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
samantha252
Vegetarians must be bokers!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 14 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
samantha252
Next time she asks, the plate goes too!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 14 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
samantha252
Guess whos going to have to clean THIS mess up?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 14 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
samantha252
Why didn't I think of this earlier?!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 14 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
samantha252
Vegtable wallpaper. Now why didn't I think of that!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 14 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
samantha252
She should be glad I didn't throw the plate too!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 14 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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