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It seems the greatest flavour enhancer for a toddler is slick packaging. Whether it be a favourite cup, a tv cartoon character on the outside or simply a straw, it takes that extra something to help the food go down a little easier. The winning punchline was submitted by Alkarzar. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #330 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-07-25.

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Mr. Spunky
Just drink it to shut them up!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 24 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tony Q
They learn so quickly
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 24 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr. Gonzo
Someone should make a Toddler Thesaurus.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 24 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
soporific
I love it when a plan comes together
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 24 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Enigma
Why do I even bother?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 24 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Sometimes they actually catch on....
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 23 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Alkarzar
Shame about the taste
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Wed 23 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angel Cured
Funny how we toddlers always have to use higher language to tell adults what we want...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 23 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
5618
Mmmm.... straw....
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 23 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
Manipulating parents is SO easy . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 23 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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