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Toddlers always insist on grabbing the phone off their parents then clam up (it's the only time I think they're actually quiet). If only giving them toy phones would have the same effect. The winning punchline was submitted by Gigatron. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #347 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-11-21.

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Gaby want dial-tone, not grandma.
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Michelle
You say hello... and I say goodbye.
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Angela Ehrlich
I like the ring ring sounds better.
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Ben Jordan
Huh. Hard to believe I'll be obsessed with this thing 10 years from now!
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zurn
They're always so boring.
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Angela Ehrlich
I live to annoy.
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Angela Ehrlich
I will not give into your demands.
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Angela Ehrlich
Definatly an unintelligent form of life....
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bat-morgan
so much for 'contest of wills'
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bat-morgan
control is a curious thing
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