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This week's contest continues the current Gaby's haircut storyline as the hairdresser pokes and pulls her delicate toddler hair. The winning punchline was submitted by mikey. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #348 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-11-28.

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P-feif
That's the last time I put bubble gum in my hair!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 4 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
I never knew scissors were so dangerous.....
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 4 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
MindMelda
Don't I get a last meal? A phone call to my lawyer?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 3 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Rock beats scissors. Hmmm, I need some rocks...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 3 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
I'm gonna count my hairs later, and if I'm missing any...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 3 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
P-feif
Stop! I swear I'll never shave Kitty again!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 2 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Latin From Manhattan
You're gonna need those scissors when I spit my gum out in YOUR hair!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 4 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
I have a bad feeling about this.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 4 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Are you certified?!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 4 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
spawn
You just don't cut it!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 3 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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