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Brushing the mirror

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Gaby has to be closely supervised when brushing her teeth or we find toothpaste in the unlikeliest of places. The worst of it is she doesn't discriminate in choosing which toothbrush to use! The winning punchline was submitted by Laur. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #363 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-03-19.

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