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Gaby always insists on decorating our Christmas tree. Of course that means the tree does tend to get a little bottom heavy in decorations! The winning punchline was submitted by Mof. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #351 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-12-19.

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Top 10 punchlines

Mof
Perfect! Yet something's missing...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 24 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr lee
maybe you should have watered me instead
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 23 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Maybe I should hire a personal decorator.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 22 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dutchrheeren
Now daddy do upper part!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 22 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Groujo
Get me a saw. That top has to go.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 22 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Griffin
Note to self: Extend next request to "Gaby do tree, need step-ladder."
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 22 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Calle 'Elfraper' Greenleaf
The decorations get higher every year.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Sun 21 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Cmdr. Solomon
Okay, this tree's defective
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sat 20 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
DLG
I remember back to before we had these newfangled "tall" trees...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 25 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Allronix
Trendsetting, here I come!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 25 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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