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The excitement of a child's Christmas quickly degenerates into an all-too-fast blur of opening present after present. SEVNOTE - The winning punchline for this cartoon hasn't been chosen yet. It will be chosen from the Finalist Punchlines at this weekend's IRC Judging Session. You are very welcome to participate - here are instructions on how to join in.This cartoon was archived on 2004-01-02.

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Top 10 punchlines

Angela Ehrlich
This is the same kind of stuff they got me last year!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 31 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Daddy was bargain shopping this year...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 31 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ChocJones
I better get a move on if I want to finish all the candy and knock that tree down before dinner.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 30 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ChocJones
I hope my next gift's a dictionary. I need to look up the word "Ironic."
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sun 28 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Latin From Manhattan
If I find an "educational" toy in the next box, I'll scream!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 27 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Horatio
How old do they think I am?! A month?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 31 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
No candy, no movies, no ticket to Disneyland.....
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 30 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Y.A.
I hope Santa got poisoned from those cookies i left him! MWUHAHA!!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 30 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Russell Price
I hope my next gift is a gun so I can shoot myself.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 30 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ckwon
I think I have to create an EBAY account to get rid of all this...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 30 Dec 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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