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This week's Terrible Twos ushers in 2004 with a two year old's view on new year resolutions. The winning punchline was submitted by Latin From Manhattan. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #353 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-01-01.

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Top 10 punchlines

Poppet
I resolve nothing. Behold: perfection!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
All I need is some mud and a running head start...
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tyrrogan
Mummy and Daddy have decided to go into politics...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 8 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lordy
And they say kids will believe anything you tell them!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
New year, same wishful thinking.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 7 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
...and I resolve to stand in your way.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 6 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Latin From Manhattan
So that's what resolutions are--grown-up fairy tales!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 5 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Isilwen
And they tell me not to lie...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 2 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Silernia
And who cares about my wishes?!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 8 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
LuthienNenharma
And I resolve to make their lives miserable.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 8 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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