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Toddlers love being the centre of attention and this means anything that takes attention away is her enemy! The winning punchline was submitted by ScottE Bemeup. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #340 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-09-26.

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I do the ear-bending here
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 2 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Hello! My name is Gaby. You've distracted my father. Prepare to die!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 29 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Cmdr. Solomon
Hmmm...I have this sudden urge to spend hours and hours on this thing babbling about nothing...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The X-Ray
I knew it...this thing don't do anything.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
And don't you forget it!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 27 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
This house isn't big enough for the both of us!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 26 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
What do you want?!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 26 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
Gaby: One -- Phone: Zero.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Fri 26 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
I'm not sure this is the attention I was looking for.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 26 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
Now it's all about me.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 26 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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