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Toddler manners

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As a toddler, Gaby loved to call me names. Come to think of it, she still does now at age 5 ('stinky' and 'sisgusting' are her two favourite ways of describing me). When asking her to be nice, it's always interesting to see what comes out next. The winning punchline was submitted by The Great Wizzard. There were 5 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #431 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-07-28.

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Top 10 punchlines

Dr. Joe
I meant Yukky in a good way . . .
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 20 Jul 12:00 AM
Please yukky daddy go away!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 20 Jul 12:00 AM
Why not, Yukky Daddy?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 24 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yukky Daddy! Go Away... Please!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 20 Jul 12:00 AM
Cookie daddy and I'll stay!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 20 Jul 12:00 AM
Yukky daddy, go away. Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaase ?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 20 Jul 12:00 AM
Yukky Daddy! Go away! Pweeaase!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 20 Jul 12:00 AM
stufz_u
Sorry daddy. Ickky mummy taught me everythink i know.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 20 Jul 12:00 AM
stufz_u
Daddy, mummy says it's rude to point!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 20 Jul 12:00 AM
stufz_u
Ok daddy, can i be vulgar instead?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 20 Jul 12:00 AM
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