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Vacuum follower

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Around our house, we call our vacuum cleaner the 'geiger counter' - as it nears Gaby's popular eating areas, the clickety clack of crumbs being sucked up increases. And she always seems to pick the crunchiest, crumbiest snack to eat immediately after the vacuuming is finished. The winning punchline was submitted by flametop. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #341 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-10-10.

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NAHTMMM
Why must grown-ups always mess with my cookie farm?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 8 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Polgara
Here voomy voomy! It's time to eat!
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Kane Slasher
Now to leave a trail to the cat !
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 8 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
Here I am, trying to sow cookie trees, and mommy's ruining all my work!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 7 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nietche Keen
Persistence is futile!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Mon 6 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Razor Blade
Must....keep...eating,...can't....let...mummy...win!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 6 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leander
Second round, fourth plate.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 3 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
NAHTMMM
Computer gone, phone gone...after the vac explodes, I think the car is next!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 8 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
P Swayne
I wonder where all these crumbs come from!?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 8 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
I treat that as a challenge!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 8 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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