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A toddler cleaning assistant is usually more trouble than they're worth - particularly with cleaning implements taller than themselves! The winning punchline was submitted by Dr Flossed. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #354 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-01-16.

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Top 10 punchlines

Dr Flossed
Mom will be SO proud
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Latin From Manhattan
Maybe now Mummy will stop asking me to help with the housework!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dr Flossed
And they say I never clean up my mess
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Y.A.
This is the perfect way to persuade Mom into buying me some decent shoes.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Wed 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Cleanig, washing, all I have left to do is the cooking.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Wed 14 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Next thing on my list: give the kitty a bath!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 13 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
I'll return for the red cup later...
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 10 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Silernia
That should get me some extra cookies!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 9 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
And they say I never do anything for the family!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 9 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
I love a job well done!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 9 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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