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Here we see how a toddler deals with a newly cleaned floor (in our household, it's either with juice or the crunchiest, crumbiest snack she can find in the cupboard). The winning punchline was submitted by John Fassbender. There were 7 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2004-06-18.

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Top 10 punchlines

Moonmuffin
Good thing I noticed before we had an accident here.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 17 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
But I like it sticky too.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 16 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Arnprior
Thus will make it more securely sticky.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 17 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
I need to fight this danger, and I love to fight dirty...
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 11 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Dmitri
She should use juice for better traction!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 11 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hiergargo
Now if I can get Ethan stuck to the floor, maybe Mom will mop him away!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 11 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
But not slippery enough!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 16 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Maybe this will help.
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 16 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
So I'll just make it sticky again.
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 11 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angel
Efun will never walk in this house again!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 11 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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