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Nuffing

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Sometimes I'll walk past a room with Gaby in it and upon seeing me, she'll freeze and say a quick 'Nuffing' (Gaby talk for 'nothing'). Receiving unsolicited pleas of innocence can be simultaneously adorable and disconcerting! The winning punchline was submitted by glorendil. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #425 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-06-02.

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Actually, I speak perfectly, but talking like this melts her will.
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Preemptive Denial. I am a genius.
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I am destined for politics.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 17 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
Now to finish connecting the dots.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 17 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Latin From Manhattan
...that you need to get excited about--yet!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 17 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
jdsandara
nuff said.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 17 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Tony Sonita
...you can't fix with a lot of scrubbing.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 17 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Fooled them again!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 17 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
In case of danger: deny, deny, deny.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 17 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
RealmMan
...That I want you to know about.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 11 | Submitted Tue 17 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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