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Mummy Day

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This week, we celebrate Mother's Day (don't forget this weekend, people!) For the record, we're not serving Wendy breakfast in bed this year - we're taking her to Sizzler for breakfast (much easier in the cleaning afterwards department). The winning punchline was submitted by JC. There were 9 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #472 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-05-17.

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Ahhh, the scene of the crime.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 10 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glad I don't have to clean this up!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 11 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Thankfully, I only have to clean; SHE has to eat.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 12 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Every rose has its thorns.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 15 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Who let Lance into this cartoon?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Tue 16 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
At least until she gets out of bed.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 9 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
...But not for long!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 9 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Next year we'll give her something less messy - like a puppy.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 9 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I should have let her give her mom the kitten she wanted to give her.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 9 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Where does mommy keep the antacid?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 9 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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