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Expensive cream

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Toddlers seem to have a 'unlocked cupboard door' radar where as soon as you forget to lock an important cupboard door, they home in on the area and destroy as much as possible before they get found out. Wendy learnt this the hard way when she lost two consecutive tubes of expensive skin cream (and of course I was the one who got the rap for leaving the door unlocked). The winning punchline was submitted by Reni. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. Keywords were entered by The Penguin Weekly. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #383 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-07-30.

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Top 10 punchlines

Reni
$90 doesn't go very far these days.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 30 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Tube of cream:$90. Making a mess: priceless.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 23 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
AddleConfusion
That's sad, I expected a bigger mess for $90.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 25 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
phoenix252
Wheres the other $89?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Sun 25 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
I get more out of my $2 toothpaste.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Mon 26 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
TEFII
Well, that was a dissapointment.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 26 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Now, I'll put it back in.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
risk
I don't feel any younger.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 29 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Wish they had inflated the tube as much as the price.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 30 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Hope it has quality guaranteed.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Fri 30 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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