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There are several pivotal points in a daughter's life that a father dreads. Their first date. The first time they drive the car. And going even further back, when they first develop the ability to open doors... The winning punchline was submitted by eric boost. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #342 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-10-10.

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Rin DOK
Heeeeeeeer's Gaby!
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banana
to boldly go were mischief has not gone before
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Mammakins
I'll take what's behind Door #1.
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Leon Salam
Shopping Malls.... Here I come!!!!!
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Bartlett
This is just the first step...To total world domination!
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Spindel
Hide and seek just got a whole lot harder, daddy!
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Angela Ehrlich
Oh, the possibilities...
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Leeanna
Mommy thinks she can keep her nail-polish safe in here...
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9of9
Now... how do I close them?
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Floe
Urggh!...I can't close them though.
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