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Parenting a toddler is a battle against the rising tide as the child grows taller and seems to reach new levels of mischief every day. One pivotal moment is when they reach light switches - suddenly your house becomes a strobing disco! The winning punchline was submitted by Angela Ehrlich. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #343 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-10-17.

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Top 10 punchlines

Alex Cain
Gee...light really DOES travel faster than sound!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 23 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
One flick and I'm in trouble.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 23 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
I knew he was against science!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 23 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Davido
Who turned out your light?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 22 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kiwi Joker
You sucked all the light from my game!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 22 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Great. Instant trouble!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 22 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
Darn! Busted!!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 22 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Liz FLaming
I guess Gaby likes the strobe effect with the light switch!!!!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 22 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr lee
Ah, the daddy switch
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 22 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Can't take a joke?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 22 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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