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Reciprocal smacking

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I'm not hardline anti-spanking but personally, I prefer to use it as a last resort and never in anger. I still find it ironic that the one behaviour that does deserve a smack is the one that I can't smack her for - hitting (which she seems to be going through a phase of doing at the moment). How can you teach not to hit by hitting someone? The winning punchline was submitted by glorendil. There were 13 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #383 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-08-06.

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dr. joe
Does the word, HYPOCRITE, mean anything to you, Mum?
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Dr. Joe
Next time: A sneak attack under the cover of darkness . . .
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dr. joe
Talk to the butt, Mum.
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dr. joe
Wait till I'm old enough to spank you . . .
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dr. joe
That's VERY adult of you . . .
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dr. joe
What goes around, comes around . . .
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halfling
And your point is?
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Dr. Joe
Just like a politician: Says one thing and does another . . .
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Mandy
Oh, you just WAIT until Grandma hears about this!
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K the H
*sigh* so hipocritical...
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