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Teenagers often lament that parents forget what it was like to be young but toddlers experience the same frustration of dealing with adults suffering the delusion that toddlers actually want to be clean and comfortable. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. Keywords were entered by The Penguin Weekly. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #322 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-05-30.

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Mark
But, my mud-pies are still cooking!
Rating: 4.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Tue 27 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Only if candy is involved.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 29 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mark
She never says that at bath-time!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
cvirtue
You're too old to understand 'extreme toddler sports!'
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 15 | Submitted Fri 23 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mammakins
Lady, you live in your fantasy world, I'll live in mine!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mammakins
and where's the fun in that?
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Not on rainy days!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Wed 28 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Jo
I'll remember that when it's bath time!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 29 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
MindMelda
I fell for that line during toilet training, but never again!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 27 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
You just want me to be like you!
Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 29 May 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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