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The winning punchline was submitted by Tyler. There were 12 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. Keywords were entered by The Penguin Weekly. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #387 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-09-03.

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Top 10 punchlines

ChocJones
Oh? And I suppose the monster that chased me up there was harmless?!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 28 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ChocJones
She's right, I forgot to wear my cape.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 28 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
That's dangerous? You should've seen my spin in the washing machine!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
I'm practicing my Grand Theft Cookie-Jar techniques...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leander
It's the thrill of being caught.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Phear
Cupcake... must have cupcake.....
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Emmanuel Ebrero
Wait until I get my driver license!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
I *knew* that wasn't high enough!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
johnnyb
Put me down - You know I hate heights!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Emmanuel Ebrero
Geess! You scare the begeesus out at me! I almost felled!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 27 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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