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When playing bat and ball sports with Gaby (usually cricket but I thought I'd go a little broader for my non-Commonwealth readers), I'm usually in as much danger from a loosely gripped bat as a well struck ball! The winning punchline was submitted by glorendil. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #386 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2004-08-27.

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Top 10 punchlines

ChocJones
And I get to do this two more times?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 26 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
flametop
I was born ready!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 26 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
flametop
Oooooh, Mommy's gonna be mad at you!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 26 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
RealmMan
Random destruction? I like this game!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 20 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Corsair
Missed one, got the other.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 20 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Corsair
Nice dodge daddy...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 20 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Corsair
Gee, dad can move fast when he wants to...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 20 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ChocJones
And with one swing 'break a window' comes off my 'to-do' list.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 20 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Liz Flaming
There goes another window in the house!!!!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 20 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ScottE Bemeup
Maybe I should be asking you that question.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 20 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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