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I've been getting bored with the Gaby/dog storyline so was wondering where to go next with Terrible Twos. Then yesterday, Gaby fell backwards off her swing and walked into the house crying with a sore wrist and grass on her teeth. My heart went out to her although I confess my mind was already working on copy. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. This cartoon was archived on 2008-07-24.

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Isn't there a time when I can play and not learn a lesson?!
Rating: 3.83 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 12 Jul 03:16 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Never trust fun!
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 13 Jul 02:38 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
..Unless it's a mood swing.
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 12 Jul 01:01 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Who created this death trap?!
Rating: 3.57 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Sat 12 Jul 03:13 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Note to Self...Don't let go!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Fri 11 Jul 10:04 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
No one even saw me flying !!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sat 12 Jul 02:25 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm telling Daddy and he's going to sue your maker!
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Sun 13 Jul 02:45 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Stupid ropes, why didn't you hold on?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Fri 18 Jul 08:57 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
So, why can't the fun stuff STAY fun?
Rating: 3.43 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 18 Jul 12:21 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
... if you're a masochist.
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 17 Jul 11:28 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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