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Self appointed leader

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This cartoon was suggested by gabo. The winning punchline was submitted by Tobias. There were 11 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #569 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2008-12-06.

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Minions...can't lead them, can't lead without them...
Rating: 3.80 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Sat 15 Nov 05:50 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I elected myself democratically.
Rating: 3.67 | No of Ratings: 12 | Submitted Sat 15 Nov 07:39 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Leaders need not answer questions posed by minions.
Rating: 3.60 | No of Ratings: 10 | Submitted Fri 14 Nov 12:52 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
'Cause nobody tells Gaby what to do!
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 14 Nov 10:32 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
My game, my rules.
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 14 Nov 12:52 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Which side is my imagination on anyway?
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sat 15 Nov 08:48 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You're in Gabyland. Love it or leave it!
Rating: 3.56 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Sun 16 Nov 04:26 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Okay, all who want a different leader raise your hand. Does that satisfy you, Rabbit?
Rating: 3.50 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 18 Nov 05:06 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
'Cause mommy put me in charge.
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 14 Nov 10:29 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Bigger, smarter, taller - next question?
Rating: 3.44 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 14 Nov 12:54 PM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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