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Can a wobbly car ride meet the demanding expectations of a toddler? The winning punchline was submitted by The Penguin Weekly. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #326 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-07-04.

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The Penguin Weekly
There's the problem . . . it's bolted to the floor!
Rating: 3.40 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 27 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kat
Where are they - I know I heard M&M's!
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 2 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
dr. joe
Darn PlayCo engines . . .
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Tue 1 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Popeye
What moron designs a car that doesn't move?
Rating: 3.25 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 29 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
travelling salesman
just as i suspected! no engine!
Rating: 3.22 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 27 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ChocJones
What a shame 2 year olds don't have better developed motor-skills.
Rating: 3.20 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Fri 27 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
erik
All this money in the trunk must be slowing it down!
Rating: 3.13 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Sat 28 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
This wasn't built for speed.
Rating: 3.13 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 27 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
travelling salesman
...they make this much too complicated
Rating: 3.11 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 27 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Samiam
That's it! I'm getting my money back.
Rating: 3.11 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 27 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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