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Sick obedience

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There's a horrible irony when toddlers are sick. It's the one time they're not hell bent on destroying everything in their path. But us parents are too worried about the little tikes to enjoy the brief peace and quiet! The winning punchline was submitted by Ptarn. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #338 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-09-12.

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Top 10 punchlines

crazeyal
let's see.. The tally's up to 14 tantrums, 15 fits, and THAT one will cost her a vase!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 18 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mammakins
Mom and Dad are home on vacation - coincidence?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 18 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
crazeyal
I hope no-one finds out about this, I could lose my toddler license!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 18 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
crazeyal
The sobbing outside my door I could do without...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 18 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
crazeyal
This had BETTER be the oral thermometer!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 18 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
A "toddler minute" is a second, not an hour!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 18 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ptarn
There's just no pleasing some people!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 17 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Ptarn
And they wonder why there's glue in their toothpaste...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 17 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
freilicher
I hope they realize this means war.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 17 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
freilicher
Some people can't take a joke.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 17 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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