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A child's irrational engaging in dangerous activities is only equalled by the parent's irrational belief that logical reason will convince them to stop it. The winning punchline was submitted by Rin DOK. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #328 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-07-11.

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Top 10 punchlines

Angela Ehrlich
That's not what you're supposed to say.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 10 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
rory
So why do you seem surprised that I did!?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 10 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
rory
I thought you were using reverse psycology!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 10 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
He was right, for once.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 10 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Explain that to me when I'm not in pain!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 10 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
But you didn't say it was dangerous!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 10 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
But that was yesterday.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 13 | Submitted Fri 4 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
knocknock
I was just experiencing gravity.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 10 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Robin
You forgot to tell me why.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 10 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mammakins
The guilt value alone should buy me a week's worth of stuff.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 10 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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