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The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #329 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-07-18.

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AC Poole
Which I will now attempt to forget.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Rin DOK
Maybe I can learn another.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Wed 16 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
AC Poole
But I'm not gonna let that stop me.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
MindMelda
Gravity is a harsh mistress.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
MindMelda
My superhero powers just need some more testing.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Kristin
Don't jump on the couch, jump OFF the couch!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Thu 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Aimes
Remember to bounce on impact!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
CrazyLady
Learning lessons gets attention.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Alkarzar
No good can come of this
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 17 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Angela Ehrlich
Never give in!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Wed 16 Jul 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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