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Recently I took Gaby to Dreamworld (a theme park like a smaller Australian version of Disneyland). I made the tactical error of telling her about it a few days earlier just before bedtime. Consequently, she got so excited, it took her several hours to calm down enough to get to sleep! The winning punchline was submitted by ChocJones. There were 7 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #455 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-01-17.

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Sleep, yes...am I asleep yet? How 'bout now? Now? Now?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 11 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Are we there yet?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Thu 12 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Oh sure, that'll make me sleep.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 10 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Oh no, my Christmas Stare...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 10 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
How can I sleep when I'm riding the hype?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 10 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
...Sleep?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 10 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The fun will come up, tomorrow!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 10 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I've died and gone to heaven!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 10 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
first toddler fun park, next....THE WORLD!!!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 10 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
...Is it morning yet? ...Is it morning yet? ...Is it morning yet?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 10 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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