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The morning after I told Gaby we were going to Dreamworld, I was woken early the next morning by a slapping on my forehead. I woke to Gaby saying 'Daddy, I want to talk about Dreamworld. I'm so excited!' We weren't even going that day, she just woke me up to talk about it! I don't recall the last time I had a sleep in - I think it was the day before Gaby was born. The winning punchline was submitted by glorendil. There were 10 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #456 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-01-24.

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I shouldn't have put that trampoline next to the bed!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 19 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Not. Until. The Sun. Is UP.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Talk to mommy.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Did I ever tell you about the troll under MY bed?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I gotta start locking the bedroom door.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
"Toddler fun park..." famous last words!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Gaby, 2am in the morning isn't exactly morning...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's still parents night! Parents night!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Reminder to self, lock the door before going to sleep...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I've created a monster...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 17 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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