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Fun parks are great, especially for kids. The main flaw though is the lines - you have to line up to get in, to go on rides, to buy food - when we went to Dreamworld (the Aussie version of Disney World), we only managed to get on 2 rides in the first 2 hours. Suffice to say waiting in a line for an hour does not sit well with a young, hyperactive child. The winning punchline was submitted by zgidget. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #458 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-02-07.

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This wasn't in the brochure!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 30 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I don't want a ticket, I want IN!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 31 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
And to think I woke up early for this!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Tue 31 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Line up for a ticket? I want my money back.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Tue 31 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Where's the line to get OUT?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Tue 31 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Great, an hour on line looking at Old Gorilla Legs...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 31 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't they know who I am?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 31 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Well that takes the Fun out of FunPark!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 31 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Hmm, how long should I wait before I throw my tantrum??
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 31 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Line-Up?! That doesn't sound like a fun ride.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 31 Jan 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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