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This week, we look at one of the heart breaking tragedies that every child suffers at one time or another - the loss of a helium filled balloon. The winning punchline was submitted by DoggySpew. There were 15 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #468 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-04-18.

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Top 10 punchlines

Daddy -- stop laughing.
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 18 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Call my lawyer! I'm going to sue!
Rating: 5.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Tue 18 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Haven't you heard of a knot, Daddy?
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 17 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If I cry hard enough, maybe it'll come back!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 17 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
NOW the darn thing works.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 11 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I didn't let go, it escaped!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 11 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Lost! My precious!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 11 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why does the one time Daddy is right have to be this one?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 11 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Gravity's picking on me!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 11 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I can't believe it was my fault!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 11 Apr 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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