Ride hubris

I recently took Gaby to a rock climbing birthday party. She was excited to fever pitch leading up to the event but the fervour dropped dramatically when she gained a first glance at the towering walls they were to climb. When she was told 'rock climbing', she thought it involved clambering over big rocks embedded in the ground! Young children tend to love the concept of an exciting ride until it's actually time to ride it. The winning punchline was submitted by Nodrog_CRC. There were 20 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #475 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-06-06.

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Top 10 punchlines

ChocJones		Not as scary as the tantrum I'll throw if we *don't* go on it. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Thu 1 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
Mark		Whether I ride or not, I'll get to scream. Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Mon 5 Jun 12:00 AM | Rate:
dettus		relax! i'll hold your hand. Rating: 3.33 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Wed 31 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Corsair		So am I. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 31 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Powers		Don't worry, you'll be safe with me. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 31 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" - F. D. Roosevelt Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 31 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Nodrog_CRC		If you get scared, Daddy, just hold my hand. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 31 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
The Penguin Weekly		Please . . . I've seen Mum before her morning coffee. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Wed 31 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
Hiergargo		Of course. I wanna hear you scream like a baby! Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 31 May 12:00 AM | Rate:
padre01		If he thinks that's scary, wait till I start puking on him. Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Wed 31 May 12:00 AM | Rate: