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This week's cartoon was inspired by an event last summer where Gaby and I went down a waterslide. I went first then waited down the bottom to catch her. And waited. And waited. It took so long, I was beginning contemplated climbing up the slide to fetch her. Eventually she slid down at a snail crawl. What had begun with excited anticipation ended in timid fear (it's hard to believe this is the same 6 year old that was skiing down the slopes a few weeks ago so quickly I could barely keep up with her). The winning punchline was submitted by mammakins. There were 17 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #485 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-08-29.

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After you put me down I'm kicking you in the shins.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 26 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
It's still your fault!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 22 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Alot of good that did me 5 minutes ago!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 22 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Where were you when I really needed your help?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 26 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Not soon enough!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Sat 26 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Do I at least get a balloon?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 28 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I'm calling Child Protective Services!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 28 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Yeah, but I'm going to get you!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 1 | Submitted Mon 28 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Took your time, don't ya think?!
Rating: 2.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 22 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Just when I was having fun...
Rating: 2.00 | No of Ratings: 5 | Submitted Tue 22 Aug 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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