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This week, we finish Gaby's adventure at Toddler Funpark. It's funny how at the end of a fun day out, a child can be utterly exhausted (usually requiring I carry them everywhere) and yet still kick and scream when being forced to go home. The winning punchline was submitted by padre01. There were 14 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #493 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2006-11-08.

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I'd rather say goodbye to daddy and stay here.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 26 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I wonder if this would be a good time to ask for a puppy?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 26 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Fourteen hours just isn't enough time . . .
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 26 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Punishment thy name is Daddy.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Thu 26 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Alas, poor Funpark. I knew it, father... a place of infinite jest.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Thu 26 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
I wonder how many tears it'll take to win a trip back here.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 27 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
The park doesn't close for another 6 minutes!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 27 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
What part of "no" did you not get?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 27 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You now on Gaby's pooh-pooh list.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 7 | Submitted Fri 27 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Why the word Noo! works for him and not for me?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Fri 27 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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