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Paper trail

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This cartoon was suggested by Mike. The winning punchline was submitted by 344. This cartoon was archived on 2003-10-24.

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Glorendil
They erase my wall art, and I fall back. They send me to sleep, and I fall back. The line must be drawn here!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 8 | Submitted Mon 27 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
briaduk
Excuse me, this is a private moment between me, the loo paper and the hall.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 30 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mammakins
Hmm, this is a sticky situation
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 30 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mammakins
Y'never know when you'll need a square to spare.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 2 | Submitted Thu 30 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Sess
The return of the mummy
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Thu 30 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Damon
Ha! Mom thinks I still need diapers.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 28 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Eric
Now to link this with the paper from the other bathroom.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 28 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Mammakins
Hmm...much better than a trail of breadcrumbs.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 28 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
ShadowX
Double-oh-Gaby to base: I think I'm being followed.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Tue 28 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Glorendil
That's nothing. Wait till you see what I did with the dental floss and the tooth paste...
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 6 | Submitted Mon 27 Oct 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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