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We bought a new computer a year or so ago (with a built-in DVD player, sweet!) My excitement was dulled somewhat when Gaby pretty much took the computer as her own, relegating me to the old, slower machine. She also fails to recognise the more delicate nature of computers, bashing it about just like any of her other toys. The winning punchline was submitted by Eric. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #335 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2003-08-22.

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Sess
It's okay, I neutralized it by pouring some coke over it earlyer..
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liz
Why? you yell at this thing more than me!
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Knowing murphy's laws, I will figure out how this thing works before he does...
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But the monitor goes such a pretty blue!
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Mark
Why? It hasn't made a sound in 10 minutes!
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xchopke
the screen says: "Hit any key to continue"
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P Swayne
Wait till I try dancing on it!
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Dmitri
But that's how I always break-in a new toy...
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lizzyc
I'm in the middle of my novel, thank you very much
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slappy bob
That's what I say when you change my diaper. But do you listen? No.....
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