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Missing Duckie

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This week begins the epic tragedy that occurs when a toddler loses one of their favourite toys. The winning punchline was submitted by Hiergargo. There were 8 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #437 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-09-13.

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Top 10 punchlines

If I can't find Duckie by bath time, you better learn how to swim.
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Fri 9 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Nice try, but I invented the cute and innocent look!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 4 | Submitted Sun 11 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't give me that dumb bunny look!
Rating: 4.00 | No of Ratings: 3 | Submitted Mon 12 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Don't look so innocent. I know you're guilty!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Okay -- which one of you is holding Duckie ransom?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Wipe that smirk off your face, Mr. Rabbit.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
If I don't get Duckie back in five seconds, they'll be stuffing to pay.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
You -- Mr. Rabbit -- talk or I'll tear-off those pretty brown ears.
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Okay, which one of you kicked him out of the box?
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
Where is he? Talk or I'll knock the stuffing out of you!
Rating: 3.00 | No of Ratings: 9 | Submitted Thu 8 Sep 12:00 AM | Rate: Rate This Punchline: Retch Rate This Punchline: Frown Rate This Punchline: Neutral Rate This Punchline: Smile Rate This Punchline: Laugh
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