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It's a catch 22 when something upsets excitable children. They can't calm down enough to tell you what's wrong and you can't help them until you determine the problem. The winning punchline was submitted by Mark. There were 9 finalist punchlines chosen for this cartoon. You can read the transcript of IRC Judging Session #439 where we decided the winning punchline. This cartoon was archived on 2005-09-27.
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They spend all that time teaching me to talk, and then they don't listen. Rating: 4.00 |
No of Ratings: 7 |
Submitted Tue 20 Sep 12:00 AM*
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You're not listening to me, for starters. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 8 |
Submitted Tue 20 Sep 12:00 AM*
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I can't calm down... I was born that way! Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 8 |
Submitted Tue 20 Sep 12:00 AM*
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You're not helping. Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 8 |
Submitted Tue 20 Sep 12:00 AM*
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Ok, I calmed down. Now where's DUCKIE?! Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 7 |
Submitted Tue 20 Sep 12:00 AM*
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what part of "duckie" didn't you understand? Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 7 |
Submitted Tue 20 Sep 12:00 AM*
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Didn't you hear me! DUCKIE! Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 7 |
Submitted Tue 20 Sep 12:00 AM*
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Do I need to give another hint by creating a pond here? Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 7 |
Submitted Tue 20 Sep 12:00 AM*
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Get ready to duck, lady... Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 7 |
Submitted Tue 20 Sep 12:00 AM*
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Well, ain't this just duckie... Rating: 3.00 |
No of Ratings: 8 |
Submitted Tue 20 Sep 12:00 AM*
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